SFX:[door open]

Norm:This the patent office?

Bitsy:Yessir!

Norm:I want to patent this [thud].

Bitsy:My, what a big question mark!

Norm:It’s a Tester-Tester. Push this button and it asks a question Jon Tester can’t answer…

…at least with a straight face. Like this…

SFX:[Mnemonic: Bzzzz + computer whirring + ding]

TEST:“Why did Jon Tester cast the single deciding vote in favor of ObamaCare?”  

Bitsy:[breath]…He can answer that?

Norm:Uhhh…No.

ANNCR:The way Jon Tester poses in manly Montana pictures makes you think we have a tax-fighting farmer working for us in Washington. Turns out he was the one vote the President needed to force us into ObamaCare…and he stood with Obama, not Montana. Jon Tester’s not running in November, but you can visit TesterTester dot org and ask more questions he…just can’t answer.

Bitsy:Let me try… [Mnemonic]

TEST:“Why did Jon Tester vote for a tax-cheat like Tim Geitner to run the Federal

Treasury?”

Bitsy:Oh! That’s good!

Norm:Here’s my favorite… [Mnemonic]

TEST:“Does Jon Tester really think a nifty crew cut will cover a lousy voting record?”

TEST:“Bye.”

ANNCR:Paid for by Common Sense Issues CommonSenseMontana.com.